I feel very productive today. I finished
two different projects last night alone! And I still have to show off the cabled mitts I mentioned in my last post (was that really just last Tuesday?), and the birthday muffin. So we'll start there and work backwards!
For my girl, the Cozy Cable Mitts.

I have to admit, this project wasn't as brutal as I'd feared. There were seventy-seven individual cables on each mitt. That's a lot of fiddly little cables on not-large needles. But it was a labour of love, and really, they went quite quickly. I used the Creative Focus Worsted Nashua Handknits that I fell in love with at Linda's, and I still have about a skein and a half of that green, and a skein of blue. Some of the green will be a hat for my mom. It was very . . . woolly? Is that the right term? But it was fuzzy and hairy, even after I handwashed it.
I really hope they fit her - they
definitely didn't fit my giant hands.
I love her madly, but no more cables for a while.
The next thing I finished was a quick little project for my friend Michel. I posted part of the story on the Ravelry project page. Last year, Michel was part of a special Gaelic strike force that was being sent into the highlands of Nova Scotia to convert the school children to speaking Scottish Gaelic. How a Quebequois managed to get tangled up in this mission, we're not quite sure but we think it has something to do with the Auld Alliance. As they were heading out on an expedition after their requisitie coffee stop, Michel set his muffin down on the back of the backseat of the car. It was the perfect muffin, fresh and warm and perfect in every way which a muffin can be perfect.
And then the driver hit the brakes and the perfect muffin, as if on a wire, zoomed straight under the front seat, where through a series of twisting highways, bumpy roads, and sudden starts and stops, it became somewhat . . . less than perfect.

And Michel mourned for his muffin. It became a bit of a running joke with us, Michel's lost perfect muffin. So I used the
cupcake pattern in brown and cream and added "chocolate chip" bobbles to the top of the muffin. The bobbles were an adventure and the Peer Gynt that I used for the top of the muffin needed to be held doubled, but it only took me about three hours to do start to finish. And the best part? He
loved it. He showed it off to everyone before tucking it into his jacket pocket. And then kept stroking it and turned all Gollum on us. My preeeeecious . . .

So that's two projects for other people I've finished. Never fear, my Selfish Knitter brethren, the next two are all for me me me! Like socks! My second pair ever, I used the no-purl version of Monkey. I confused Maddie, who thought that Knitty pattern was called No-Purl Monkeys, and said to me that for a pattern which claimed to be no-purl, there was an awful lot of purling. No purling for me, muahaha! And damn, do they look good:



As for the pattern, without the purls it was super-easy to memorise. I used six lace repeats for the leg and another six for the foot before starting the toe decreases. Because I was knitting at a larger gauge, this got me a sock that fits my ladies ten foot. For the toe decreases, I made a rounder toe by decreasing every second round to 36 stitches, and then every row down to 16, then kitchenered eight on eight. The other change I made to the pattern was by accident, when knitting the heel flap. I knit a traditional heel, because that's what I did last time, and realised that the pattern called for just a plain stockinette heel flap.
I used Noro Kureyon Sock, my first time working with it - I'm in love! It was getting a little frustrating when everyone who touched it would give me this tentative sort of look and say gently, "But isn't it awfully rough?" What? It's rough? Really? I had no idea that this yarn I've already knit into a sock and a half wasn't as soft as a baby's ass! What a fool am I.
I did get lots of compliments on it from the older ladies in the hospital waiting room. All of them seemed utterly shocked that I had made it despite my age.
Okay, so I'm a little snappy today. I will just sit here and pet my pretty socks until I calm down. Pet pet pet.
Still feeling the bug after weaving in my ends, I picked up my Hot Head toque again and discovered that I only had about twelve rows to go. So I popped in
Street Kings and knit away. Bound off just before the final showdown - it wasn't a bad movie for a cop drama. Not my usual sort of movie, but it had Hugh Laurie, who really really really needs to get back to doing sketch comedy, dammit, and Keanu Reeves. He's good in most of his roles - most of his roles are just poorly written for him.
Yes! Hat! Not Keanu! Ta da:

The pattern was incredibly simple, just row upon row of ribbing and then six decrease rows for the crown. It looked too narrow and too long when it was off the needles, but fits perfectly over my curls. I used Berroco Foliage, and I love the way that it striped. The bars are irregular and not in any set pattern (kind of like the original Hot Head pattern), I like it much better for this project than if it had striped. I have another skein of the same yarn (used up practically an entire one for this), so it'll probably be a matching cowl. But for now I am comfy and warm in my dorm room.